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Joke of the Day
"What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch"
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"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."
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"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's cheat and murder for insurance money like they do on Investigation Discovery Channel."
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"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"
"Personal reflection is important for anyone working in the mirror industry."