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Joke of the Day

"Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming? (X-post from /r/jokes) Because they are out standing in their field."

"HOW TO SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK: STEP 1: buy a recliner STEP 2: buy some beer STEP 3: stay home and watch tv instead of going into the woods"

"A man had sex with a baby horse [nsfw] He was clearly into pedo-filly-a"

"What is the difference between a middle school boy and a high school boy? The middle school boy just wants to snatch a kiss."

"My dad always told me... Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat. Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad."

"I need jokes that people can enjoy over and over again."

"Who said ""Shiver me timbers!"" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew."

"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."

"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."

"And now for the most stupidest joke ever. How do you say the word ""peanuts"" *without* the letter ""t""? Think about it."