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Joke of the Day

"And now for the most stupidest joke ever. How do you say the word ""peanuts"" *without* the letter ""t""? Think about it."

"Why are camels known as the ships of the desert? Because they're filled with Arab semen."

"Wanted to make a voldemort joke but this whole subreddit nose it"

"When someone yells ""Fire!"" at my house, I'll be the first to leap from the toilet and fall flat on my face because my legs fell asleep"

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away."

"I call my car the ""pussy wagon"" because that's where I go to cry."

"Opportunity knocks once, however temptation likes to lean on the door bell."

"What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna"

"What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist."

"Why did the jihadi hooker ask for advance payment from her clients? She blew them every time."