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"A man had sex with a baby horse [nsfw] He was clearly into pedo-filly-a"
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"Did you know people that often misspell have the same blood type? Type-O"
"What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like? Bacon."
"When your boss tells you ""I need you to have everything done by Friday."" You say... I can't have everything done by Friday! Who do you think I am, Robinson Crusoe?!"
"I almost cut my finger off cutting some celery to eat and all I could think is this never happens with cupcakes."
"Please stop saying Donald Trump is mean He can't even make an average president"
"- Baby, do you think I have too much makeup on? - That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?"
"What did the Irish man and the mongol woman name their child? Lepre Kahn"
"Yo momma's so dense, she got a job at NASA... ..bending light."
"Don't act like you're serious about getting laid if your outfit is less than 70% leather."