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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a middle school boy and a high school boy? The middle school boy just wants to snatch a kiss."

"I asked two Uber drivers to pick each other up and am watching them chase each other in circles around my block until they run out of gas."

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."

"I'm in such a weird place in my life right now. Literally. This shop only sells Owls and Mayonnaise."

"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."

"Fee Fie Foe Fum What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee? Mike Tyson's inmate number."

"My favorite way to clean my house is to stop inviting people over so no one sees it's still dirty."

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans. *rimshot*"

"A man walks out of a bar Which is weird, considering it's a solid object."

"I told a girl a joke. She said, ""Don't quit your day job."" I said, ""Thanks, I'm a comedian."""