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Joke of the Day
"Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory? She threw out all the W's."
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"I had a job circumcising elephants. The pay wasn't much, but the tips were huge!"
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"I've slowly replaced sex with food... and now I can't even get into my own pants."
"Instead of racism or misogyny, why not hate the people who wear pyjamas and slippers to the airport?"
"I paid $600 to get off once Damn court costs."
"[office meeting] BOSS: Printer ink is costing us a ton. Any ideas on how to cut costs? SQUID: *looks up from phone* Why y'all lookin' at me?"