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Joke of the Day

"I need jokes that people can enjoy over and over again."

"Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner You can make it last, but it gets a little worse every day."

"If CERN's Large Hadron Collider creates a black hole that destroys earth would that make it a weapon of math destruction?"

"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."

"I dislike the word ""kidnapping""... I prefer ""surprise adoption""."

"How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"Why do Jews get circumcised ? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 10% off"

"The dream of a every man with a fat belly... Is to just look down and be able to see his willy."

"What do you call it when a chickpea gets killed? Hummuside"

"""Superman gets morning steel. That's hot."" Filed under things I think about while having my coffee."