92637
Joke of the Day
"To neigh or not to neigh... That is equestrian."
Next Joke
"A boy was born without testis Doctor asked the father: is there any member in the family who had the same anomaly. Father replied without missing a beat: yeah, his mother."
"There was an infantry man that rode horses for over 50 years. What was his name? Major Bumsore"
"How do you answer the door Mathematically? Door: ""What is 2+2?"" Me: ""4"" Door: ""Cool!"""
"Her; My phones dead let me use yours Me; (throws phone out car window) oh I must of left it at home"
"I grew up in a time where your mothers saliva was the most powerful cleaning agent around."
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."
"*finds all 7 dragonballs *dragon appears* ""WHAT IS YOUR WIS...OH GODDAMMIT CHAD, FOR THE LAST TIME I CANNOT MAKE PEOPLE RESPECT NICKELBACK"""
"Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy? Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it."
"Meet the parents"