50394
Joke of the Day
"You know what gets me down? Gravity..."
Next Joke
"[show about dog training] Narrator: a yellow ribbon on her leash indicates she is not to be socialized with Me: where can i get one of those"
"The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor."
"A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Man: Yes, justice for Harambe."
"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's fingers."
"Aieee, Ginsburg's dead! If you've never heard the joke with this punchline, find someone who knows it and ask him to tell it to you. It's very funny, but it's too long to bother typing out here."
"A joke one of my friends told me. ""Hey_____ do you know how I like my men""? ""umm no"". ""Like I like my coffee hot,black and will keep me up all night""."
"The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer & gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was"
"I guess the Republican party... ... **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore."