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Joke of the Day
"How do you piss off a white guy? Tell him he is racist."
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"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"
"Mr. Webb, what is the greatest threat to national security? ""The dinosaurs in Jurassic World, they always seem to get out"""
"I hate reality shows. Like this one, for instance, called ""The News."""
"What's the most popular website in Illinois? Cornhub.com"
"Follow your dream, then Unfollow it if it doesn't Follow you back within 48 hours."
"This fortune cookie I just had said 'Off yourself' & my lucky numbers on the back was the phone number to a local gun shop."
"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"
"If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it? Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen."
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"