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Joke of the Day

"What is it called when an Ethiopian takes a shit? Bragging"

"You're fat. Fatty."

"I'd make an excellent cavewoman because I can finger paint and light fires."

"I bought 10,000,000 dogecoin yesterday. It turns out jokes are pretty profitable."

"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."

"What is Dracula's favorite pudding? Leeches and scream."

"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"""As CEO of Tortoise Enterprises, this merger with Slug Corp is... Linda, where is everyone?"" ""They all called to say they're running late"""

"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."