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Joke of the Day

"I bought 10,000,000 dogecoin yesterday. It turns out jokes are pretty profitable."

"The Middle East reminds me of that old joke about the optimist and the pessimist The pessimist says ""everything's terrible, it can't get any worse."" the optimist says ""oh yes it can."""

"A man in the car beside me had his arm out the window and I was admiring his sleeve tattoo until I realized it was only excessive arm hair"

"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? You tape bread to the ceiling."

"How does a queen bee get around her hive ? She's throne !"

"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."

"chinaman goes to see the eye doctor so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing. doctor says ""ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"" chinaman says ""no i drive a rincorn"""

"It's kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there."

"If one is an expert at tying knots, one does knot simply."

"How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Pokemon"