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Joke of the Day

"You're fat. Fatty."

"WAYS TO KILL 2 BIRDS W/ 1 STONE 1 Ricochet 2 Retrieve, rethrow 3 Line up birds precisely 4 Huge boulder 5 Use lovebirds, 2nd dies of grief"

"I dig, You dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a good poem, but it's deep."

"Nut allergic people can't get anything for free Because the stuff they buy must be nut free"

"Why don't lions eat clowns? Because they taste funny"

"I bet the first guy to pee on someone's jellyfish sting was NOT trying to help them."

"You don't have to study for a pregnancy test... but I have heard there's a lot of cramming that goes on before the exam."

"Prison escape A dwarven psychic escaped from prison, an alert went out there was a small medium at large"

"*First Date Her: Why are we at Home Depot? Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it."

"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"