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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for everytime I was 10 cents short for a beer, I'd have become an alcoholic."
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"""Bless your heart"" is southern for ""I'm pretty sure you were dropped on your head as a child."""
"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"
"How do '90s kids count to 6? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."
"What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base? A flat major"
"What did the black student get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce"
"I spend 90% of my life trying to do the right thing and the other half wondering why I don't understand Math."
"If you get nervous during sex, just pretend like everyone watching you is naked."
"Don't get me started. I don't come with brakes."
"Why couldn't the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh"