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Joke of the Day
"ISIS is now engaged in amphibious warfare... They started killing frogs"
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"What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors? Monk key"
"My girlfriend started smoking... My girlfriend started smoking last night, so I slowed down and applied lubricant."
"""GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL"" -Soccerates"
"A movie about a surfer vs. a shark but instead of going back into the water & fighting the shark & dying, she finds somewhere else to surf."
"Curb stomping your enemies and having the last thing they see in their pointless lives be your Skechers lighting up >>>>"
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive twice."
"Let's vote the pool water off that celebrity diving show."
"My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone ""Target is on the move."""
"[inventing humans] god: ""they should have complete control of their tongue"" angel: ""um ok"" god: ""let me finish.. except when using scissors"""