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Joke of the Day

"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive twice."

"Why do black guys like overweight white women so much? Good credit and a fat ass."

"Why did the boat know it had a leak? That sinking feeling..."

"Why did the serial killer become a chef? Because you can't make an omelette without killing a few chicks."

"Local store is having a MLK day sale Everything is 2/5ths off"

"I can never remember if X is hug and O is kiss or if it's the other way around, so sorry if our tic-tac-toe game starts off a little weird."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter he's not coming anyways."

"Just accidentally opened iTunes so now I can't use my computer for the next hour or so"

"Why did the trio of Mexicans get arrested? Because they were trespassing!"

"What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham? Bandit like Beckham"