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Joke of the Day

"My favorite thing to do in cities is walk down busy sidewalks, pass by people, and say into my phone ""Target is on the move."""

"I hope my teeth enjoy these 3 minutes of minty freshness before their 8-hour coffee bath."

"Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano? He was fingering a minor"

"In light of Eid Mubarak, here's one... *Mary had a little lamb ... Now she doesn't!* *Eid Mubarak :)*"

"Patient ""Doctor, I've broken my arm in several places"" Doctor ""Well don't go to those places."""

"I wonder if Buzz and woody had ever met Andy's mom's toys. They probably have the same names"

"*illegally downloads a social life*"

"Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking."

"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."

"There's a new TV show on AMC about people who run away from grains and wheat. I hear they call it The Walking Bread."