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"""GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL"" -Soccerates"
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"Everyone's talking about how the story with Ahmed and the clock has really blown up... ... but isn't the whole point of the story that the clock never blew up?"
"Whenever I order room service and the person tells me how long until the food arrives, I whisper, ""If I'm alive by then,"" and hang up."
"Scientists Have Captured the Sound One Atom Makes and what did the atom say? ""Does it really matter we make up everything."""
"I never know how much to tip a cow."
"Dear Men. When a woman says she doesn't want to talk about it, you'd better shut up, grab a chair and get ready to listen...for hours."
"The darkest joke ever. [It was the darkest joke ever, till you spoiled it by hovering, or highlighting or whatever the hell you did...](#s)"
"""I'm an introvert!"" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes."
"Adulthood is like the vet, and we're all the dogs that are excited for the car ride until we realize where we're going."
"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"