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Joke of the Day

"A movie about a surfer vs. a shark but instead of going back into the water & fighting the shark & dying, she finds somewhere else to surf."

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.... Well educated, independent, pretty looking and doesn't nag all day"

"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"

"Whats the most slippery country? Greece."

"Why do most French recipes require only one egg? In France, one egg is *un oeuf*"

"Q: How is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? A: If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat."

"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."

"This could be the LSD talking, but I'm pretty sure I'd be more comfortable riding on the roof of the car."

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"My wife tied me up before sex last night She then rolled over and went to sleep."