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Joke of the Day

"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."

"Yo Momma so ugly.. She look like Darth Vader naked."

"Wings are the leading cause of bird flew"

"Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. ""Me want cookies,"" he sadly intones. ""Me want cookies."""

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator"

"A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours."

"What's an 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends!"

"*picks up the bagel again* sorry i gotta take this one *leaves office & talks on the bagel for 15 minutes solid*"

"Just found out that umbrellas open up. I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we."

"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."