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Joke of the Day

"I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage."

"My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S."

"My beard itches, Web MD: Beard cancer"

"What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture"

"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"

"Countless marriages could be saved by requiring urinals in private residences."

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. There's nothing more endearing than happy people applauding themselves."

"There's something strangely unsettling about the petting zoo selling hamburgers."

"Without me it would just be aweso. Just saying."

"American Fat Man Falls... ...Levels Japanese City."