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Joke of the Day

"Just found out that umbrellas open up. I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we."

"When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?) you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say? My little joke"

"The original Latin name for Monday was Thisshitagain. #littleknownfacts #alsonottrue"

"Ambidextrous baseball players... Swing both ways"

"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"

"What do you call a dog with no legs It doesn't matter that son of a bitch still won't come when u call it"

"My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I."

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."

"lf you can only be good at one thing, be good at cheating....because if you're good at cheating, you're good at everything."

"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."