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Joke of the Day
"An Electric Field Walks up to a Dipole and asks, ""Do you have a moment?"""
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"Why did the monks go to the casino? Tibet."
"Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees."
"Today a tiny hat was convicted of murder... They say he finally just broke down and con-fezzed to the crime."
"Ugh why is my bag so heavy? *goes through bag* ok keys, wallet, book, sandwich, water, anvil, other sandwich, human baby, no I need all this"
"Alligators gonna alligate"
"What are the strongest days? Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays"
"I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang-bye."
"What do you call it when two Mexicans are playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"What do German kids play on the playground? Guten tag!"