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Joke of the Day

"A white female President's first order of business would be instituting the ""No Cupcake Left Un-Instragrammed"" act."

"Is it a bird is it a plane... What ever it is its headed for the world trade center."

"What does 90 year old vagina taste like? Depends"

"This cashier looked at my 12 bottles of weed spray so weirdly, I suspect she's never broken a lawnmower before."

"I'm very sorry for your loss, but do you know if this funeral home has wi-fi?"

"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."

"5Q + 5Q =? You're welcome"

"I'm Indian but not ""able to read sanskrit"" Indian so slow down there Raj, aside from the heart eye emojis I have no idea wtf your DM means."

"Id like to thank /r/nsfw for getting me through hard times."

"I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that's over with."