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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"
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"I tried wrapping all the presents this year But I just don't have the gift."
"i wear glasses n walk around eating apples n everyone is like ""wow. he prolly subscribes 2 the economist"" but joke's on them i can't read"
"-Do you know what the girls say when the see a large penis? -No? -Well, I do."
"what do you call a crappy sock puppet? sock pooppet"
"Fact: It's not masturbation if you use a puppet."
"I used the think that correlation implied causation, but now I know that it doesn't. I took a statistics class last year, and that might have helped, but I'm not so sure."
"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"
"A sausage and an egg in a frying pan..... The sausage says to the egg: 'fucking hell its hot in here.' The egg says to the sausage: 'fucking hell, a talking sausage.'"
"how do u do molly safely? wear a condm."