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Joke of the Day

"What does the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend Flush I heard this from my 11 year old cousin, the look on his mom's face after he told me this made my day."

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"parents, think twice before dressing your child as Cecil the Lion this year. my son will be dressed as a dentist, and I gave him a real gun"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?"