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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about Vivaldi's finances? He was one Baroque mother fucker"
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"What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck? People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill."
"My three-year-old daughter said to me, ""You should go back to college to learn more about being nice."""
"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"
"My social life."
"What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake."
"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"
"Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman? One is real and the other isn't."
"Did you hear about the man who was found dead shortly after insulting one Mr. T Crews? He died of dissin' Terry."
"My cat constantly looks at me like I asked her to give me a ride to the airport."