214806
Joke of the Day
"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"
Next Joke
"We burried my grandmother last week... So she's probably dead by now."
"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"
"I'd tell you my Jim Jones joke... But the punch line is too long."
"""Your resume says you've been to prison?"" Me: Sorry, that's a mistake ""So you haven't?"" Me: I have, I just didn't mean to put it on there"
"What do you call a Nazi cetacean? Adolfin."
"Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... The police called it arson. Whatever..."
"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke Warm"
"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"
"Which Disney character is Trump's favorite? WALL-E"