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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dance party in Colorado? Shake 'n Bake."
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"Election One-Liner Looks like the Democrats were holding strong in the Midwest until the republicans got off work.."
"No thanks, World Cup. If I wanted to watch dudes run around for 3 hours and leave with a tie, I'd just go to Sears."
"Chipotle has been hacked for an hour and hasn't noticed... Taylor Swift was hacked and wrote an album about it 30 seconds after."
"Why didn't the lipid ask for water He wasn't carbohydrated"
"What's the difference between an orange and Donald Trump Oranges have thick skin"
"When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear? Vehicular man's laughter"
"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."
"I'm Godzilla's gift to women!!! *walks around toy store destroying doll houses*"
"I've built a labyrinth for my pigs. It's ham-mazing."