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Joke of the Day
"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"
Next Joke
"Two skeptics walk into a bar.. I'd tell you what happens next but noone knows"
"What is another name for sunscreen? SOLution"
"Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb? Too much work."
"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""
"What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday? A SURprise party!!"
"Are you okay? You seem stupid."
"What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after? The Weasley twins"
"What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!"