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Joke of the Day
"I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, ""boners."""
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"No pants were worn during the making of this tweet."
"Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines."
"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."
"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"
"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."
"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."
"What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free? The Internship"
"Back in high school, I had this very bad beard and everyone would make fun of for it... So I had to start using a razor to *shave* face"
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."