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Joke of the Day

"No pants were worn during the making of this tweet."

"I learned about genetic mutation in biology today. It was my first class."

"I don't appreciate my son's teacher circling all the wine stains on his homework."

"Noble chemistry jokes Argon walks into a bar, and the bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses here."" Argon doesn't react."

"Astronaut Scott Kelly recently came back from the International Space Station and did an interview. Wow, he's such an amazing person, he's really down to earth."

"Captain America: I got the alert, what's the emergency? Avengers: Well, it's snowing, so... CA [handing over shield]: Last time! Buy a sled!"

"What fish tastes great with peanut butter? Jellyfish"

"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."

"*guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup"

"This is the first Super Bowl party I've been to where there are babies. Not sure what to do. Do I, like, offer them a beer or something?"