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Joke of the Day

"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."

"Two men walk into a bar Well that wasn't very smart"

"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."

"i saw a license plate yesterday that said 'i miss new york,' so i smashed their window and stole their radio"

"Q: I'm hungry. A: Nice to meet you, Hungry!"

"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"

"Two fish are in a tank... ...one says, ""You shoot, I'll drive!"""

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I'm not going to jelly my dick down your throat!"

"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me Oh wait you don't have to."