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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years."
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"Baseball Joke What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third? Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!"
"What do you call... What do you call nuts on the wall? -Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? -Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? -Dick in your mouth."
"""As one door closes, another one opens,"" he said. ""That's all well and good,"" I said, ""But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car."""
"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."
"[at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: What kind of body do you want to have? ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human"
"What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party? Party paupers"
"I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq."
"iFunny Like Hack [This post was swallowed by a black hole]"
"I think my phone is mentally challenged... When I try to type 'with' it always replaces it with 28th."