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Joke of the Day
"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"
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"[bday party] Mum: happy birthday son Me: wow that's a huge cake! Mum: its full of bees Me: what Mum [backing away]: I said it's cream cheese"
"What's long, brown, and sticky? A stick"
"Why was Luke Skywalker late? He didn't run, ewok-ed."
"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"
"Why does lanolin oil smell exactly like cow semen? don't ask me!"
"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"
"So this guy who suffers from premature ejaculation... ...comes out of nowhere"
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't pass this math class ""You held up 2 fingers just now"" Ok then give me that many reasons"
"What's the similarity between being in the mob and... eating pussy? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"