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Joke of the Day

"Still not sure if construction paper is used in construction."

"Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars."

"What is the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea? I would never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"What does 007 wear on his head? A Bondana."

"Now that the new bills have Harriet Tubman on them... if you put one on a television does that make it a tele-tubbie?"

"Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30"""

"You know what really grinds my gears? When I shift into third without using the clutch."

"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."

"The man who invented the ""VELCRO"" died today.... ...RIP."

"Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? Because you can really party hearty! "