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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Battlefront without EA? Bttlfront"

"The 1st cup was used in 1874, the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It only took 100 years to learn our brain is also important."

"Yesterday at around 830pm a man pulled out a pair of scissors at me Luckly I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock because if I were have pulled out paper he would have won."

"Why did the doctor toss his patient down a well? He tried to kill them."

"404 jokes... I just can't find the humor in them."

"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."

"What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial? It doesn't matter."

"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."

"My friend's bakery burned down last night Now his business is toast"

"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel depressed and miserable."