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"What do you call a Battlefront without EA? Bttlfront"
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"What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan? Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light? Kia stoptima"
"Uma Thurman just got gender reassignment surgery. They're calling it 'the three-inch punch'"
"My math text book got recalled We were told it had too many problems"
"Why did the German cross the road? To get to the Reich side"
"I'm 5'5"" and a HALF. I think men should be pretty impressed that I consider half inches very important when measuring things."
"Me: theres a man outside fighting with water Wife: the neighbour? Me: yes Wife: is he in the pool? Me: yes Wife: again, its called swimming"
"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"
"Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple? Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)"
"I've finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a stand-up comedian Thank you prosthetic legs!"