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Joke of the Day
"What does 007 wear on his head? A Bondana."
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"I signed up on Match.com... They set me up with a couch and a bottle of hand lotion... ...on the bright side it was my 1st 3-way."
"What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !"
"Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?"
"""Your evolutionary biology thesis is rejected."" Why? ""You added (lmao) every time you mentioned Homo Erectus."""
"Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth"
"So, my girlfriend is a porn star . . . . . . she is going to be SO pissed when she find out."
"Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"
"Why should you never high-five a Roman? They might give you Hi-V back!"
"Baby showers are so weird. It's like ""hey, congrats on having a functional reproductive system""."