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Joke of the Day
"You know what really grinds my gears? When I shift into third without using the clutch."
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"If you need a fake British pub name for an elaborate lie the formula is Animal+Gardening tool= we had a proper laugh at the Frog&Shovel mate"
"Frankenstein: Help I've got a short circuit! Igor: Don't worry I'll lengthen it."
"What is the definition of disappointment? Running into wall with a boner and breaking your nose."
"If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers."
"My friend told me that I just don't understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"Why did the crab hate to share? He was a little shellfish."
"Why are girls like rocks? You skip the flat ones."
"Please do not return empty candy wrappers to the dish. It leads to false expectations and uncontrollable rage."
"What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares? hopscotts."