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Joke of the Day

"You know what really grinds my gears? When I shift into third without using the clutch."

"Why did the geologist quit his job? His boss always took him for granite."

"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."

"No joke will ever be too soon for Joan Rivers thread. Joan Rivers died doing what she loved to do best. Surgery."

"I Hate Housework! I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes ...and six months later you have to start all over again."

"What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time? He screwed, nutted, and bolted."

"my grandad came to this country with four pounds in his pocket, my nan was holding a suitcase full of cash & heroin"

"If you are really good at comedy you can make $250 writing for a multimillionaire."

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped police custody? Be on the lookout for a small medium at large."

"sure the early bird may get the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese"