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Joke of the Day
"Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30"""
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"How do you make a woman orgasm? Who gives a fuck"
"Two blondes were walking in a park ...when one of them said: ""Look, a dead bird!"" The other one looked up in the sky and asked ""where?"""
"So my wife discovered I keep writing ""please help me"" in the memo line of all my personal checks and now I'm not allowed to have checks."
"Everyone...I've got Tom Jones syndrome.... I wouldn't say it's common, but it's not unusal."
"What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails."
"The hipster aesthetic is the best thing to ever happen to ugly people."
"Pedophiles lobby for slower speed limits at school zones"
"wife: you're listening to too much theatrical heavy metal Me: behold! The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us"
"Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist that experimented with cadavers. His name was Frank"