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Joke of the Day

"Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused."

"I like my TVs like I like my women... Smart and curved."

"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed"

"So you have better sunblock than me... Rub it in"

"Why I don't trust women.... Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"

"After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world."

"Why was the Planters employee fired? He was fucking nuts."

"""Hey Frosty, calm down on the snacks. You're getting fat. Check out this six pack! You could do laundry on it!"" - the Abdominal Snowman"

"Eating a solid brick of Ramen is probably the easiest way to remember I need to pay the water bill."