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Joke of the Day
"So you have better sunblock than me... Rub it in"
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"Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand? His left one"
"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"
"My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license."
"Who's the nicest player in the NFL? Drew Brees. The guy's a saint."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)"
"Finally came up with my new years resolution. I'm going to stop procrastinating!"
"What do four out of five guys love to do? Gang-rape."
"Pros and Cons of making something to eat: Pro: Something to eat Con: Making"
"People need to learn how to record their name on a voicemail system. ""You have one new voicemail from... *heavy breathing* Toooooooddddd"""