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Joke of the Day
"After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world."
Next Joke
"Today I was asked, ""What is something you prefer from a sexual partner, but could go without?"" ""Consent"""
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Snickers Bar? One wants you to put their chocolatey nutty goodness in your mouth, and the other is a child rapist."
"What do you call a group of dead geologists? Mineral Spirits"
"What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink? The ninja replies with ""Wata!"""
"how did the constipated... How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem... He just worked it out with a pencil."
"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"
"why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass"
"What has America come to? We're letting a *black* president run the *WHITE* House!"