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Joke of the Day

"""Hey Frosty, calm down on the snacks. You're getting fat. Check out this six pack! You could do laundry on it!"" - the Abdominal Snowman"

"My father always said to me, if you build it, they will come'. That's why I now own my own strip club."

"I just spent ten minutes waving back to a guy in a storefront window before I realized he was just cleaning the glass."

"Me: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes? Her: No. Besides, my eyes are blue. Me: No wonder nobody's ever told you..."

"My name is Jafar. I come from afar. Some place in Quatar. I work at bazaar. I sell snake in a jar. I have bomb in my car. Allu ak bar."

"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."

"Don't sleep with family members... ...no matter how much they incest."

"I really think Hillary Clinton will be the first f president Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted"

"Shooting has started on a sequel to the movie Superman ""Man of steel"" to be titled ""Balls of Steel"" staring Felix Baumgartner"

"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."