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Joke of the Day

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They're both made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them."

"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out."

"Guy: Are you pregnant? Me: No, I'm a Ninja Turtle with my shell on BACKWARDS. Guy: ..... Me: Cowabunga, douche!"

"My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out."

"Your mom farted... And the Universe came into being."

"Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza? Little Caeser's"

"Two atoms are walking down the street... One of them says, ""Oh my. I think I've lost an electron."" And the other says, ""Oh my God! It's a talking atom!"""

"I don't understand why women get so angry and stressed on their period. It's such an ovary action"

"I got a fishing pole for my wife I thought it was a pretty good trade."

"Why do people smoke after having sex? Because they're doing it too fast."