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Joke of the Day

"Two atoms are walking down the street... One of them says, ""Oh my. I think I've lost an electron."" And the other says, ""Oh my God! It's a talking atom!"""

"""I need to do extensive reading on this complex subject before I give an educated opinion."" -- Web comment that has never been made"

"A wizard walks in to a gay bar.. And disappears with a poof!"

"My mate in Scotland reckons his scrotum got to -273 degrees last night. I reckon that's absolute bollocks"

"Why are there so few casinos in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Where do steers go to dance? To the Meat Ball!"

"My father's sister really isn't fond of jews... We call her auntie-semitite"

"Four gay men walk into a bar and there's only one available stool. What do they do? Flip the stool over."

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who know binary and those who other people talk to in the bar :-)"

"Why are books the only thing advertised as ""Wherever books are sold."" You can't sell other stuff by saying ""Wherever you get this shit, IDK"""