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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why women get so angry and stressed on their period. It's such an ovary action"

"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."

"Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later"

"Son's earring Dicks up my ass"

"JOB INTERVIEWER: Talk about a time when a big project of yours didn't work out as you hoped ME: Well I got two English degrees"

"Based on the number of nurses on twitter, I now know why I'm bleeding to death in the ER."

"Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery."

"How do you confuse an idiot? Seven."

"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."

"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."