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Joke of the Day
"Your mom farted... And the Universe came into being."
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"Can we stop calling it 'Breaking news' and start calling it 'bloody hell what now'"
"Original Content. That is all."
"I wish I felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell."
"What's the best way to make an egg roll? You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this..."
"What do you call an Ethiopian squatting to take a shit? A bragging son of of a bitch."
"Entered a blindfolded masturbation contest the other day... No idea where I came"
"Don't take me camping because if I see a bear, I will hug that bear."
"Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans."
"Exit signs. They are on their way out."