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Joke of the Day
"The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out."
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"A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds ""Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."""
"I just completed a jigsaw of a penis in under five minutes. I expected it to be harder."
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