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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out."
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"What was the suicide bomber greeted by in the afterlife? A group of 40 other suicide bombers."
"First woman on Moon: -Huston, we have a problem? What? -Never mind What's the problem? -Nothing Please tell us? -You know what's the problem"
"I'm going to name my penis Hitler... ...because with one stroke it ends millions of lives in the shower."
"I slept with a Blind Girl She kept telling me how huge my cock was but I'm pretty sure she was just pulling my leg."
"They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat."
"What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco? Another, Juan"
"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"
"Why was the policeman sent to talk to a bunch of crows? Because someone said there was a ""murder""."
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."