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Joke of the Day
"Why do people smoke after having sex? Because they're doing it too fast."
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"Why are ships' portholes round? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face."
"Going to open a new restaurant ... I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant... I am calling it Juan-Ton"
"When I die, I hope Bethesda lowers my coffin into the ground. So they can let me down one last time."
"""Aloha, a bar,"" said a struggling alcoholic ex-Muslim in Hawaii."
"Did you hear about the secret cure for everything that the government doesn't want us to know about? Exactly..."
"Hamburger A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"